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The Bachelor" 2011 week 6 aired February 3 on ABC and featured Brad Womack and his remaining suitresses as they headed to beautiful Costa Rica in search of love. While one woman
The other women are pissed that Chantal is getting her second one-on-one date, especially Michelle, in her now trademark insane, imaginary fashion: "All I can hope is that Chantal gets attacked by monkeys. Or apes." Really ANY primate will do. Even one of Michelle's pet flying monkeys! She's not picky!

Chantal packs her silly hot pink suitcase and tries not to think about the fact that Brad might dump her at any moment and send her on a plane back to the States before she even sees any of the Costa Rican scenery. Brad picks her up and, guess what, they're going in ANOTHER helicopter! (Drinking Game Players: Driiiink!)

Back at the mansion: Michelle pulls the old "If Chantal's what he's into, I'm not right for him" move. She calls Chantal "aggressive, over-confident and egotistical," and if you don't see the irony in that, then you must be new here. That's like Stalin criticizing a puppy for being "tyrannical." Michelle is projecting so hard that she might actually have split her soul multiple times during that little speech, Horcrux-style. Oh Michelle, what WON'T you say to maximize your air time? I have a feeling we will find out tonight, and I have a feeling the answer is "nothing."
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